I believe I am a certified sleep expert. I can sleep anywhere, and have even defied death by sleeping on guard duty a long time ago in the Military.
In Florida, I fell asleep while driving and was roused awake: when I realized I was still on the road I thought I could drive in my sleep, so I went back for a nap and hit a palm tree.
Sleeping comes naturally to me, it's not that you bore me but that I just fell asleep.
To check on this pillow phenomenon, just send me one and I'll give it my sleep test. If this thing passes, it's good if not it's piece of ***.
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